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Ways to annoy people...?

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public. Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way". After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles. Announce when you're going to the bathroom. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!". Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you." Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. I'll add more As people talk, smell their shoulders. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!") Ask people what gender they are. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." Ask to "interface" with someone. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!" At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you." At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the." Be "in conference" all the time. While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job. Whenever someone lights a cigarette, tackle the person and yell "Stop, drop, and roll!" When riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, “Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?” When giving directions, leave out a turn or two. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?" Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town. Insist on buying airplane tickets for friends to "save them money." Make sure the plane departs at 5AM and the tickets are non-refundable. Point out that you didn't really save them any money. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrian

Public Comments

1. Not something I would resort too but good list. Good for you.
2. lol their are some good ones their
3. OK. So, what's next?
4. I don't like to annoy people, they usually annoy me!!
5. I am going to try this,not everything,because this reminds me on hidden camera,so someone will think I am weird....but its allways good to know something like this
6. Walk around hotel lobby straightening pictures...Tee hee hee
7. haha every single one of those made me piss my pants